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H at the H factor has tagged me. I have to divulge 6 weird things you wouldn’t necessarily guess about me;

1. I used to be an archaeologist, and worked on the excavation of the worlds oldest domesticated dog skeleton on a site in Isreal in 1989.
2. I’ve got bionic eyes, well not bionic exactly but I did get them lazered on september 11th 2002. The process was pretty unpleasant (the smell of your eyeball burning is not easy to forget) but the results have been great.
3. My left nipple is pierced. That one tends to surprise people a lot as I don’t look like a nipple-piercing kinda guy.
4. Ten years ago I got deported from Australia and banned for 3 years for overstaying my welcome.
5. I have no lumbar curve to my spine after fracturing a vertibrae in a car crash
6. I have successfully crashed 3 Cambridge Balls (Trinity, Churchill and Wolfson) and got caught by the Porters crashing Corpus Ball with Sainty.

So there it is. I now tag you Jonny Fun and Bradlaw Skimp.